
What: Corndogorama 2006: 10 Years of Mud, Sweat, and Beers
Who: Man Man, Band of Horses, I Am the World Trade Center, and many more (55 total)
Where: The EARL
When: June 22nd – 25th, 2006
Price: $5!
With: Robbie, Sarah, and Amy
55 bands + 3 stages + Corndogs + $5 Admission = A great weekend. Simple as that. Atlanta’s 10th annual Corndogorama is all about killing yourself: blowing out your ear-drums, destroying your body, and drinking horrible beer. It’s totally self-destructive, and totally fun! Unfortunately, I only went on Saturday, but I don’t think many people are able to go all weekend. It’s pretty exhausting.
It’s kind of funny how I found out about the whole corndog bash. Last month, Sarah called me and left a message. All it said was “Saturday, June 24th, the Avett Brothers, Atlanta!” Sarah had been telling me how much she loved this band called the Avett Brothers, so I was like “Cool! That sounds like fun.” Later, Robbie IM’ed me and told me Man Man was playing at the Earl on June 24th. At first, I thought that was great. But then I realized I had already told Sarah we were going to the Avett Brothers. I saw a dilemma rising. See a new band that you could like, or see an amazing band that you know you love? Luckily, I didn’t have to decide. They were both playing! It was fun, we saw the Avett Brothers, had a corndog and some Miller, got some pizza at Grant Central Pizza, went back to the show, watched the new and improved Deerhunter set, and the amazing Man Man. My thoughts on that night are so random and segmented, I will give them to you below.
Corndogs: The corndogs were delicious. It is important to note the difference between festival corndogs and your grocer’s freezer corndogs. One is good and tasty, one is battered cardboard.
“Bass Solo!”: During a bass solo of the Avett Brothers set, as usual, someone shouted “Bass Solo!”. Twice. I began thinking about how silly that is. I know he was excited, but what if whenever I was excited about something, I randomly identified it. During a concert, “Chorus!”, or “Verse!”. At the gas station, “Candy Bar!!”. During a game of Uno, “Draw Four!”. OK, the last one actually does happen, and increasingly as of late.
The Avett Brothers: This one is going to be hard to discuss. You see, Sarah loves the Avett Brothers, and my feelings are actually quite different. To me, their fusion of Bluegrass and Punk seemed contrived and reminiscent of “Blues Hammer” from Ghost World. I also did not enjoy being screamed at. Well, turns out I was the only one who didn’t like them and Sarah, Robbie, and Amy were quick to point out reasons they were good. The pizza and the conversation was great.
Grant Central Pizza: Best pizza in Atlanta
The Suicide Girls: I think they are stupid and ugly. I can see why they would want to kill themselves. OK, that was mean, but seriously, I never thought I would see the day when The Suicide Girls would go up on stage and dance with Man Man. At one time Man Man and The Suicide Girls had no connection and were clearly differentiated in my mind. This is no longer the case.
Socialism: As Robbie astutely pointed out, you may have Socialism creeping in your heart.
Deerhunter: The first time I heard of Deerhunter, Josh and Robbie told me about them. They said they weren’t that good, but they were OK. Then I saw them a couple of years ago with The Spooks. They were good, but not great. Saturday, I saw Deerhunter. They were great! Seriously, they have improved a lot and I really loved their set. Front man Bradford Cox still looks a skeleton.
Man Man: Man Man plays better without stupid women dancing on stage. Or, at least, better in my mind. Another great set by Man Man. This is the third time I have seen them, and all of them have been awesome.
Conclusion: Great time, had by all, yada-yada, you get the point.
I rate it: A-
Photos courtesy of Alex Adan
Where courtesy means I stole it from them, but if I am asked to, I will take it down.